Cowboys versus Redskins: A Traditional Thanksgiving Poem

Cowboys versus Redskins,

Among America’s first sins!

Redskins versus Cowboys,

Time to bring the noise!

 

classic-macys-parade

 

Churches and schools perform pageants and plays,

Imitation Indians treat illegal aliens to some maize,

Smiling and singing “Land of the pilgrim’s pride,”

Shouldn’t it be “Land that the pilgrims pried?”

 

Yeah, better tighten up immigration,

Just ask the Cherokee nation!

Accommodated their new neighbors for years,

Then cowboys found gold–Trail of Tears!

 

Cowboys versus Redskins,

Among America’s first sins!

Redskins versus Cowboys,

Time to bring the noise!

 

water-cannons-protests

 

Water cannons, rubber bullets, pepper spray,

Is this the American way? God bless the USA?

Tear gas and sonic blast through the night?

Don’t make me go full Jeremiah Wright!

 

In Oregon, outlaw cowboys get off Scott free!

In the Dakotas, another Wounded Knee,

Thrown on a concrete floor in a chain link cell,

Cowboy’s heaven is the redskin’s hell!

 

Cowboys versus Redskins,

Among America’s first sins!

Redskins versus Cowboys,

Time to bring the noise!

Boasted land of liberty,

But better not trust that treaty!

Why bother getting so-called deep?

Just Baa along with the so-called sheep!

 

Eat up and watch ‘em play, it’s an American tradition,

Stand during the anthem, or be accused of sedition!

Sit back down and live the American dreamThanksgiving Day Tradition,

Chug some more beer and root for America’s team!

 

Cowboys versus Redskins,

Among America’s first sins!

Redskins versus Cowboys,

Time to bring the noise!

 

See pictures and information compiled about Standing Rock “protectors” at this site

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